Breathe...Breathe...Breathe...

I walked into my kitchen this morning. In my safe house. In my safe neighborhood. With my happy little family. Living the suburbia dream.

And then I saw this.



A huge, man-eating spider. It was staring at me. Mocking me. Planning on taking over my house.

I was about to call the realtor and put it on the market.

The spider would win.

Then I looked closer.



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Stupid Halloween.