Sunday, December 7, 2008

I Think She Should Become a Lawyer.

Last night Mary Emma didn't do something that I had asked her twice to do. Nothing big, but definitely one of those "nip it in the bud now or it's going to get worse later" kind of moments. Anyway, I told her that because of it, she was grounded from TV today. When she then pitched a fit about being grounded, she was grounded from TV for another day. Needless to say, the fit stopped.

So this morning, TV restriction commenced. When she fussed (but not too hard because she didn't want the punishment to continue into Tuesday) and didn't get anywhere with it, she changed her strategy.

Welcome to "Mary Emma's Attempt To Get The TV Turned Back On."

Argument #1
"Mommy, Zooboomafoo is on. We are learning about animal habitats in school, so I think Mrs. Story (her teacher) would want me to watch it. I can learn about giraffes, zebras, and monkeys and talk about them in school tomorrow."
Status: Fail.

Argument #2
"Mommy, I don't think I want to be a vet anymore (she has wanted to be a vet for several years now, but today, the desire completely left her). I want to be a Movie Maker, now. So I think I should watch TV so I can get ideas on what movies I'd like to make. I can also watch really closely and see if I can understand how the show was made. Watching TV today will help me become a movie maker."
Status: Fail.

However, I'd like to publicly give her props for trying. I think law school might be something she should think about.

You know, after she finishes the 2nd Grade.


Mocha with Linda said...

Too funny! Glad you are on your toes!

Queen B said...

I love a girl who can work it. You know..think fast on her feet and all.

I am constantly reminding myself that it is a good thing that my girl isn't afraid to ask for what she wants. Constantly.

Fran said...

Yeah...she's quick. You are gonna have to watch her! ;)


Jules from "The Roost" said...

Haaa HEEE Good strategy but glad you didn't fail ;)

Tammy said...

*snort* Impressive arguments!

Anonymous said...

That's my girl...she is definitely related to me.

Gayle @ thewestiecrew said...

ROFLOL! Now that is one smart little girl!

Glad her Mama is smarter though... ;)

edub said...

That. Is. O. Mazing.

I stinkin' love it! I think I might use, the next time I'm grounded.