Wednesday, November 5, 2008

Breathe...Breathe...Breathe...

I walked into my kitchen this morning. In my safe house. In my safe neighborhood. With my happy little family. Living the suburbia dream.

And then I saw this.



A huge, man-eating spider. It was staring at me. Mocking me. Planning on taking over my house.

I was about to call the realtor and put it on the market.

The spider would win.

Then I looked closer.



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Stupid Halloween.

13 comments:

Fran said...

Aaaahhhh....stupid halloween. We had that same spider with a purple back so I wasn't scared. I put him in one of the boys drawer though!

HA HA HA HA!!!

Go mom go!!

edub said...

That scared the crap out of me. And I wasn't. Even. There. You have really got to stop doing that to me! (:

Mocha with Linda said...

Oh, that's hilarious!

Just think if you were 3 Boys Mom!

Tammy said...

Bwah ha ha ha ha......hilarious!

Jules from "The Roost" said...

I would have wet my pants! :)

Anonymous said...

Wow, a spider in your house AND Obama as president? Now THAT is a scary morning.

Valarie Lea said...

Well it looked pretty real from a distance. :)

RR Mama said...

Spiders totally creep me out! I hate them and I will stop at nothing to kill them. Even if it means taking a broom and beating them to a pulp. I'm just sayin'

Beth Cotell said...

I'm with you - spiders give me the creeps!

Janis said...

I would have freaked! :) Just had a bad dream last night about icky big spiders! Not fun in my book!: )

Janis

Anonymous said...

You know what's even more scary? A REAL one...and yes we have them here. But then again, I live in the middle of nowhere (seriously there are cows in my backyard) and we get wood spiders all-the-time. I have to shake my shoes around before putting them on my feet (I'm so chicken...lol).

edub said...

p.s. You have hot rings.

Colored With Memories said...

oh that is scary.

lily put a gummy candy one up on the counter and it freaked me out even though it was still in its package!

who would want to eat a gummy candy spider.....eww!