Wednesday, November 5, 2008

Breathe...Breathe...Breathe...

I walked into my kitchen this morning. In my safe house. In my safe neighborhood. With my happy little family. Living the suburbia dream.

And then I saw this.



A huge, man-eating spider. It was staring at me. Mocking me. Planning on taking over my house.

I was about to call the realtor and put it on the market.

The spider would win.

Then I looked closer.



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Stupid Halloween.

13 comments:

Fran said...

Aaaahhhh....stupid halloween. We had that same spider with a purple back so I wasn't scared. I put him in one of the boys drawer though!

HA HA HA HA!!!

Go mom go!!

E-dub said...

That scared the crap out of me. And I wasn't. Even. There. You have really got to stop doing that to me! (:

Mocha with Linda said...

Oh, that's hilarious!

Just think if you were 3 Boys Mom!

Tammy said...

Bwah ha ha ha ha......hilarious!

Jules from "The Roost" said...

I would have wet my pants! :)

Ginger said...

Wow, a spider in your house AND Obama as president? Now THAT is a scary morning.

Valarie said...

Well it looked pretty real from a distance. :)

RR Mama said...

Spiders totally creep me out! I hate them and I will stop at nothing to kill them. Even if it means taking a broom and beating them to a pulp. I'm just sayin'

Beth (A Mom's Life) said...

I'm with you - spiders give me the creeps!

Janis said...

I would have freaked! :) Just had a bad dream last night about icky big spiders! Not fun in my book!: )

Janis

Britt said...

You know what's even more scary? A REAL one...and yes we have them here. But then again, I live in the middle of nowhere (seriously there are cows in my backyard) and we get wood spiders all-the-time. I have to shake my shoes around before putting them on my feet (I'm so chicken...lol).

E-dub said...

p.s. You have hot rings.

Colored With Memories said...

oh that is scary.

lily put a gummy candy one up on the counter and it freaked me out even though it was still in its package!

who would want to eat a gummy candy spider.....eww!