Do Not Disturb

Tonight, Mary Emma made a sign that says "Do not disturb Mary Emma" on it. She punched holes in it and plans on wearing it around her neck tomorrow. She has high hopes that her sisters will leave her alone.

Here are some major glitches with her idea.
1. Tait and Camille can't read.
2. Tait and Camille worship the ground she walks on and imitate her every move.
3. Tait and Camille (mainly Camille) makes everyone's business their business.

However, if the sign works, I'm gonna start selling them. I have a feeling that every SAHM will jump at the chance to put a sign around your neck and instantly have some alone time.

I'll make sure to wear mine during those moments when the kids absolutely have no power to leave me alone. You know, whenever I'm on the phone, or when I sit down to pee. That's when they have to tell me, show me, ask me every story, question, boo boo, that they can possibly think of. What wasn't important 10 minutes ago all of a sudden becomes life and death when I sit down to pee.

If the sign works, I'll let you know. I take check and cash.